{"product_id":"chubby-cheeks-petty-streaks-mug","title":"Chubby Cheeks \u0026 Petty Streaks | Funny Hippo Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCute Little Hippo. Very Important Life Advice. 😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSometimes life's most important lessons come from unexpected places.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIn this case, they come from an adorable purple hippo with one simple request: \u003cstrong\u003e“Don't Be a Twatopotamus.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eChubby Cheeks \u0026amp; Petty Streaks Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e combines a ridiculously cute little hippo with hilariously inappropriate adult humor. It's sweet enough to make you smile, sarcastic enough to make you laugh, and just questionable enough to become somebody's new favorite coffee mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, or whatever you're drinking while trying your very best not to become the twatopotamus in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic white finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally applied full-color design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures an adorable illustrated purple hippo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful \u003cstrong\u003e“Don't Be a Twatopotamus”\u003c\/strong\u003e wording\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for fans of sarcasm, profanity, and inappropriate humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size before adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Choose Your Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe classic everyday size for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or a quick caffeine refill before your attitude gets out of hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor mornings when being a pleasant member of society is going to require considerably more caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦛 Chubby Cheeks. Questionable Vocabulary.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLook at that face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThose tiny ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThose little legs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat perfectly innocent expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSurely something this adorable couldn't possibly be associated with inappropriate language...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd then you read the mug. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChubby Cheeks \u0026amp; Petty Streaks\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers the perfect combination of cute and completely inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 A Public Service Announcement\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe've all encountered one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaybe it was the person who cut in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaybe it was the coworker who somehow turned a five-minute conversation into an hour-long meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaybe someone simply decided to test your patience before you'd finished your coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhatever the situation, this little hippo is here with an important reminder:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't be a twatopotamus.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSimple. Memorable. Surprisingly useful advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChubby Cheeks \u0026amp; Petty Streaks\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a hilarious gift for \u003cstrong\u003ebest friends, sisters, coworkers, sarcastic coffee lovers, hippo lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e, and anyone who appreciates cute artwork paired with very adult humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's especially fun for \u003cstrong\u003ebirthdays, white elephant exchanges, adult gift exchanges, coworker gifts, best-friend gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e, or as a completely unnecessary but highly entertaining addition to your own mug collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e⚠️ A Little Heads-Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis design contains \u003cstrong\u003eexplicit adult language\u003c\/strong\u003e and may not be appropriate for all audiences or workplaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe hippo, however, remains completely unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧼 Mug Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTo help keep your mug looking its best:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash with care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid abrasive scrubbers and harsh cleaners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle carefully to help prevent chips or breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📦 Processing \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach \u003cstrong\u003eChubby Cheeks \u0026amp; Petty Streaks Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is prepared with care by \u003cstrong\u003e1314 Creations\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNon-personalized orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Typically ready within approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady-to-ship orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders with processed payment before \u003cstrong\u003e2:00 PM Eastern\u003c\/strong\u003e may ship the same day. Orders processed after 2:00 PM typically ship the following business day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e💙 Made by 1314 Creations\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome mugs inspire you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome motivate you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd some feature a chubby purple hippo reminding everyone to behave themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe think there's room in the cupboard for all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePour the coffee. Watch the attitude. 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