{"product_id":"cuffed-committed-unfiltered-police-wife-towel-set","title":"Cuffed, Committed \u0026 Completely Unfiltered | Police Wife Towel Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCommitted to the marriage. Proud of the badge. Absolutely not responsible for what comes out of her mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🚔💙\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eCuffed, Committed \u0026amp; Completely Unfiltered\u003c\/strong\u003e, a cheeky \u003cstrong\u003e2-piece police wife hand towel set\u003c\/strong\u003e made for the woman who loves her officer—and has no intention of being subtle about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe longer white statement towel features the hilariously unapologetic phrase \u003cstrong\u003e“I Do Fuck the Police #PoliceWife,”\u003c\/strong\u003e with law-enforcement-inspired lettering incorporating a police hat, firearm, handcuffs, and emergency-light details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's paired with a \u003cstrong\u003eshorter coordinating patterned towel\u003c\/strong\u003e featuring an all-over law-enforcement design with patrol cars, badges, handcuffs, police hats, and repeating \u003cstrong\u003e“Protect • Serve”\u003c\/strong\u003e details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTogether, they're bold, funny, and definitely not your grandmother's kitchen towels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🚔 What’s Included\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCuffed, Committed \u0026amp; 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