{"product_id":"dad-to-the-bone-funny-dad-20oz-tumbler","title":"Dad to the Bone | Funny Dad 20oz Tumbler | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDad duty doesn't stop just because you're dead tired. 💀🔧\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eProjects to finish. Things to fix. Tools to find. Toilets to...well, apparently sit on for a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eDad to the Bone 20oz Tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the wonderfully chaotic reality of Dad life with a hilarious skeleton design, bright workshop-inspired artwork, and the perfectly appropriate phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Doing Dad Shit.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSurrounded by wrenches, screwdrivers, saws, hammers, measuring tapes, and other tools of the Dad trade, this skeleton looks like he's been working himself to the bone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLiterally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFunny, sarcastic, and just inappropriate enough, this one's for the dad who is never truly off duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e💀 Why He'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 Hilarious \u003cstrong\u003e“Doing Dad Shit”\u003c\/strong\u003e design\u003cbr\u003e💀 Skeleton sitting on the toilet\u003cbr\u003e🔧 Workshop and handyman-inspired artwork\u003cbr\u003e🛠️ Tools scattered throughout the wraparound design\u003cbr\u003e💙 Bright blue background\u003cbr\u003e🧡 Orange accent details\u003cbr\u003e🚽 A little bathroom humor for good measure\u003cbr\u003e🥤 20oz capacity for everyday drinks\u003cbr\u003e❄️ Helps keep cold drinks refreshingly cold\u003cbr\u003e☕ Helps keep hot drinks warm\u003cbr\u003e🚗 Convenient skinny shape for drinks on the go\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Perfect for dads with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🥤 Tumbler Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Skinny tumbler\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stainless steel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInsulation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-wall insulated\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny wraparound skeleton and tool artwork on a bright blue background\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatured Saying:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Doing Dad Shit”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blue, white, orange, black, and gray\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanent professionally applied design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach tumbler is individually made by \u003cstrong\u003e1314 Creations\u003c\/strong\u003e, so slight variations may occur. Those little differences are part of what makes every piece special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e💀 Dad to the Bone\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBeing a dad isn't a hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's a lifetime appointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSomething broke?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSomething needs assembled?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCan't find the screwdriver?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAsk Dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWeird noise coming from somewhere in the house?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDefinitely Dad's problem now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAt some point, the man deserves five minutes to himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUnfortunately, judging by this design, even the bathroom isn't enough to get him officially off Dad duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🔧 Doing Dad Shit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere are certain activities that don't require an explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDad wandering around the garage carrying three tools?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoing Dad Shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eStanding in the yard staring at something for ten minutes before fixing it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoing Dad Shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGoing to the hardware store for one thing and returning two hours later?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis tumbler celebrates all those wonderfully random projects, repairs, chores, and adventures that somehow become part of the Dad job description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🛠️ Working His Bones Off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe artwork is packed with details that make this design especially fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTurn the tumbler around and you'll find:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e💀 A skeleton Dad\u003cbr\u003e🚽 His porcelain throne\u003cbr\u003e🔧 Wrenches\u003cbr\u003e🪛 Screwdrivers\u003cbr\u003e🔨 Hammers\u003cbr\u003e🪚 Saws\u003cbr\u003e📏 Measuring tools\u003cbr\u003e🔩 Nuts, bolts, and hardware\u003cbr\u003e🛠️ Workshop-inspired doodles\u003cbr\u003e💙 Bright blue background\u003cbr\u003e🧡 Orange accents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBasically, everything Dad needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eExcept peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eApparently that wasn't included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🚽 The Throne of Dad Operations\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery Dad has a command center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor some, it's the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor others, it's the recliner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd sometimes...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePhone in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDoor locked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFive minutes somehow turning into thirty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe're not asking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDad to the Bone\u003c\/strong\u003e simply honors this sacred Dad tradition. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Powered by Coffee \u0026amp; 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