{"product_id":"funny-adult-humor-hand-towel-set-cute-critters","title":"Cute Critters, Questionable Vocabulary | Funny Adult Humor Hand Towel Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdorable animals. Terrible manners. Absolutely no filter.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWelcome to the questionable side of the animal kingdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCute Critters, Questionable Vocabulary\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilariously inappropriate \u003cstrong\u003etwo-piece decorative hand towel set\u003c\/strong\u003e featuring two adorable creatures whose vocabulary leaves a little to be desired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOne towel features our tiny green dinosaur with the unforgettable reminder \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus,”\u003c\/strong\u003e while the coordinating towel introduces the adorably unimpressed \u003cstrong\u003e“Twatopotamus.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThey're cute. They're crude. And together, they're probably the most poorly behaved towels in your house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦖🦛 What's Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour set includes \u003cstrong\u003e2 coordinating adult-humor hand towels\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 Cuntasaurus Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e — featuring a cute green dinosaur and the saying \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 Twatopotamus Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e — featuring an adorably grumpy purple hippo with \u003cstrong\u003e“Twatopotamus”\u003c\/strong\u003e underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDisplay them together for the complete inappropriate animal kingdom—or separate them and spread the questionable vocabulary around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis listing includes two coordinating hand towels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSet of \u003cstrong\u003e2 coordinating decorative hand towels\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCuntasaurus dinosaur design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwatopotamus hippo design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny adult-humor sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCute illustrated animal artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean white background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative and functional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat conversation starters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for kitchens, bars and entertaining spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious gag, housewarming or white elephant gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreated by \u003cstrong\u003e1314 Creations\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦖 Meet Cuntasaurus\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTiny arms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBig attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAbsolutely no patience for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOur little green dinosaur comes bearing an important prehistoric message:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Don't Be a Cuntasaurus.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSimple advice, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦛 And Then There's Twatopotamus...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEvery animal kingdom apparently needs one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWith that innocent little face and spectacularly inappropriate name, \u003cstrong\u003eTwatopotamus\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect partner for Cuntasaurus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOne is prehistoric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOne prefers the water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNeither has any business being this funny on a hand towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🏡 Give Your Kitchen Some Questionable Character\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eInspirational kitchen quotes aren't for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSometimes you don't want \u003cstrong\u003e“Live, Laugh, Love.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSometimes you want a Cuntasaurus and a Twatopotamus staring back at your guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDisplay the pair from your:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOven Handle • Kitchen Sink • Towel Rack • Home Bar • Guest Space • RV • Camper\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUse them together or put one in separate areas and wait to see who notices first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 An Inappropriately Good Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere are people you buy elegant gifts for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd then there are \u003cstrong\u003eyour people\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCute Critters, Questionable Vocabulary\u003c\/strong\u003e was made for that second group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis set makes a hilarious gift for \u003cstrong\u003ebest friends, sisters, coworkers, sarcastic friends, adult-humor lovers, dinosaur fans, and anyone whose sense of humor is slightly inappropriate\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's especially fun for a:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant Exchange • Gag Gift • Birthday • Housewarming • Friend Gift • Coworker Gift • Stocking Stuffer • Just-Because Surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFair warning: this probably isn't the towel set for Grandma...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUnless Grandma is awesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦖🦛 Cute? 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