{"product_id":"funny-cupcake-kitchen-towel-sweet-side-savage","title":"Sweet With a Side of Savage | Funny Cupcake Kitchen Hand Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSugar, sprinkles, and absolutely zero patience for bad behavior.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🧁😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLooks sweet, doesn't it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweet With a Side of Savage\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny decorative kitchen hand towel featuring an adorable pink-frosted cupcake with one very straightforward piece of advice:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Don't Be a Cuntcake.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's cute, colorful, slightly inappropriate, and perfect for anyone whose personality is equal parts \u003cstrong\u003esweet and savage\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eHang it in your kitchen for a little splash of color, a little adult humor, and a friendly reminder that being sweet doesn't mean putting up with everyone's nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧁 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis listing includes one printed kitchen hand towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative kitchen hand towel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCute pink-frosted cupcake design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Don't Be a Cuntcake” saying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful adult humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean white background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative and functional\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun conversation piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for kitchens, bars and entertaining spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gift for friends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreated by \u003cstrong\u003e1314 Creations\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🍒 Sweet on the Outside...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePink frosting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eColorful sprinkles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA cherry on top.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEverything about this little cupcake looks perfectly innocent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThen you read the towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweet With a Side of Savage\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone who can be perfectly sweet right up until somebody gives them a reason not to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eConsider the cupcake a warning. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌸 Sugar, Spice \u0026amp; a Little Adult Advice\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome kitchen towels tell you to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLive. Laugh. Love.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis one has more practical advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't be a Cuntcake.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eShort. Simple. Surprisingly useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd if someone standing in your kitchen suddenly gets quiet after reading it...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWell, maybe the cupcake knows something you don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🏡 Serve Up Some Sass\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDisplay \u003cstrong\u003eSweet With a Side of Savage\u003c\/strong\u003e from your:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOven Handle • Kitchen Sink • Towel Rack • Coffee Bar • Home Bar • Baking Station • RV Kitchen • Camper Kitchen\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe white background keeps the overall look clean while the bright pink frosting and colorful sprinkles add a fun pop of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 For the Sweetest Savage You Know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou know exactly who this towel belongs to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe friend who looks innocent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe sister with no filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe coworker who says what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOr maybe...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSweet With a Side of Savage\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a hilarious gift for \u003cstrong\u003ebest friends, sisters, coworkers, bakers, sarcastic friends, cupcake lovers, and anyone who appreciates inappropriate adult humor\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's especially fun for a:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday • Housewarming • White Elephant Exchange • Gag Gift • Girls' Night Gift • Coworker Gift • Stocking Stuffer • Just-Because Surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧁 Sweet Doesn't Mean Boring\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCute and inappropriate don't have to be opposites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSometimes all you need is a smiling cupcake covered in pink frosting to deliver a message nobody else was brave enough to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSo keep the frosting sweet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eKeep the sprinkles colorful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd whatever you do...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't be a Cuntcake.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🔞 Adult Humor Notice\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis design contains \u003cstrong\u003eexplicit adult language\u003c\/strong\u003e and may not be appropriate for every household or gift recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFor the right person, though?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat's exactly what makes it fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📦 Processing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNon-personalized orders are typically ready within \u003cstrong\u003e2 days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eReady-to-ship orders ship the \u003cstrong\u003esame day\u003c\/strong\u003e when payment is processed before \u003cstrong\u003e2:00 PM Eastern\u003c\/strong\u003e, or the \u003cstrong\u003enext day\u003c\/strong\u003e when payment is processed after 2:00 PM Eastern.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash with like colors as needed and follow the towel’s care label. 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