{"product_id":"funny-sarcastic-hand-towel-salty-chance-sass","title":"Salty With a Chance of Sass | Funny Sarcastic Hand Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToday’s forecast: 100% chance of attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e ☔😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA little rain never hurt anybody. A little sass? 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