{"product_id":"funny-waffle-kitchen-towel-wafflin-with-attitude","title":"Wafflin’ With Attitude | Funny Waffle Kitchen Hand Towel","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eServing breakfast with a side of sass.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🧇🤠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome waffles come with butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome come with syrup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis one comes with \u003cstrong\u003ean attitude problem\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWafflin’ With Attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny decorative hand towel featuring an adorable little waffle sporting a cowboy hat and one very direct reminder:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Twatwaffle.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCute, country, and completely inappropriate, this towel is made for kitchens where the coffee is strong, the waffles 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personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 For Someone Who’s a Little Waffled\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eShopping for the friend who appreciates a good breakfast almost as much as a bad word?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou've found their towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWafflin’ With Attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a hilarious gift for \u003cstrong\u003ewaffle lovers, breakfast enthusiasts, best friends, sisters, coworkers, sarcastic friends, country girls, and anyone who appreciates inappropriate adult humor\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's perfect for a \u003cstrong\u003ebirthday, housewarming, gag gift, white elephant exchange, coworker gift, girls' night gift, stocking stuffer, or just-because surprise\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePair it with pancake or waffle mix, maple syrup, coffee, or a cute mug for an easy breakfast-themed 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