{"product_id":"my-patience-is-extinct-funny-dinosaur-mug","title":"My Patience Is Extinct | Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny Dinosaur Coffee Mug for Sarcastic Women, Dino Lovers \u0026amp; Anyone Officially Out of Patience ☕😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eScientists say dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour patience disappeared sometime this morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMy Patience Is Extinct Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone running dangerously low on tolerance but still capable of appreciating a ridiculously cute dinosaur. Featuring an adorable green T-Rex alongside the hilariously inappropriate saying \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this mug combines cute artwork, prehistoric humor, and a spectacular amount of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's ready for coffee, tea, cocoa, or whatever beverage helps keep your inner dinosaur under control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally applied design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdorable green cartoon dinosaur artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures the saying \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny dinosaur and adult-humor design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean white background that lets the artwork stand out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle for everyday sipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun gift for dinosaur lovers, sarcastic friends, coworkers, sisters, moms, and adults with an inappropriate sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size before adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Choose Your Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor mornings when your patience is endangered but not technically extinct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor mornings when researchers have officially stopped searching for signs of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦖 My Patience Is Extinct\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt had a good run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere were warning signs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA few close calls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSeveral unnecessary questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd then...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo fossil record.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo surviving population.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNot even enough left for scientific study.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFortunately, coffee remains plentiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 Don't Be a Cuntasaurus\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere are polite ways to encourage better behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis isn't one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe tiny green dinosaur makes the warning look deceptively innocent—until you actually read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat's what makes this mug so much fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCute enough to make someone look twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eInappropriate enough to make them laugh when they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦕 Tiny Arms. 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