{"product_id":"petals-paychecks-boundaries-funny-mug","title":"Petals, Paychecks \u0026 Boundaries | Funny Sarcastic Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny Sarcastic Coffee Mug for Independent Women | Floral Adult Humor Mug\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePretty flowers. Strong boundaries. \u003cstrong\u003eAbsolutely no sponsorship required.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ePetals, Paychecks \u0026amp; Boundaries Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for the woman who handles her own business and doesn't need unsolicited opinions about how she lives her life. Featuring dramatic teal and lavender florals, an edgy illustrated woman, and the unapologetic message \u003cstrong\u003e“If you aren't feeding, financing or fucking me, fuck off,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this mug manages to be beautiful, bold, and completely unfiltered all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's perfect for coffee, tea, or sipping peacefully while minding your own business—and encouraging everyone else to do the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally applied wraparound design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLavender, teal, gray, and black floral artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEdgy feminine illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures an explicit sarcastic adult-humor quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeautiful floral aesthetic with unapologetic attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun gift for independent women, best friends, sisters, coworkers, and anyone with strong boundaries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size before adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Choose Your Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor coffee and maintaining reasonable boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor coffee and maintaining boundaries with considerably less patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBoth send the same message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOne simply provides more caffeine while doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌸 Petals\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe soft lavender and teal flowers give this design a gorgeous feminine look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDelicate?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDefenseless?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause liking beautiful things has never meant you have to tolerate everybody's nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e💵 Paychecks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere's something particularly satisfying about being able to say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI've got it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour bills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYour life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePetals, Paychecks \u0026amp; Boundaries\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates the confidence that comes from standing on your own two feet—and knowing that financial independence doesn't require anyone else's approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🖤 Boundaries\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBoundaries don't always need a lengthy explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSometimes they're gentle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSometimes they're firm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd apparently sometimes they're printed on a coffee mug in very large letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhatever works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 Please Consult the Mug Before Offering Your Opinion\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere are questions everyone should consider before offering unsolicited commentary:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAre you feeding me?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAre you financing me?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIs our relationship otherwise relevant to this discussion?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eExcellent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEnjoy your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🌻 Pretty Flowers. 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