{"product_id":"pretty-frosting-petty-thoughts-mug","title":"Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts | Funny Cupcake Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSweet on the Outside. Questionable on the Inside. 😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome people need gentle encouragement. Others just need a cute little cupcake to remind them not to be a...well, \u003cstrong\u003ecuntcake\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ePretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e combines an adorably innocent cupcake with pink frosting, colorful sprinkles, and a cherry on top with the hilariously inappropriate reminder \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntcake.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s cute, sarcastic, slightly offensive, and absolutely not interested in pretending otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s perfect for sipping your morning coffee while silently judging everyone who hasn't had theirs yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic white finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally applied full-color design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures an adorable illustrated cupcake with pink frosting, sprinkles, and a cherry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntcake”\u003c\/strong\u003e wording\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for fans of sarcasm, profanity, and adult humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size before adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Choose Your Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe classic everyday size for coffee, tea, or whatever you're drinking while trying very hard to keep your thoughts to yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor mornings when being pleasant requires considerably more caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧁 Looks Sweet. Reads Savage.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePink frosting?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eColorful sprinkles?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAdorable little smiling cupcake?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCheck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCompletely inappropriate message?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat's exactly what makes \u003cstrong\u003ePretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts\u003c\/strong\u003e so much fun. At first glance, it looks sweet enough to belong in a bakery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThen you read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 A Friendly Little Reminder\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe all have our moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaybe someone stole your parking spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaybe your coworker scheduled another meeting that could have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMaybe someone spoke to you before the coffee kicked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhatever happened, take a sip and remember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't be a cuntcake.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThere. Problem solved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts\u003c\/strong\u003e makes a hilarious gift for \u003cstrong\u003ebest friends, sisters, coworkers, sarcastic coffee lovers, profanity enthusiasts\u003c\/strong\u003e, and anyone whose sense of humor is a little sweet and a lot inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's especially fun for \u003cstrong\u003ebirthdays, white elephant exchanges, adult gift exchanges, coworker gifts, best-friend gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e, or simply surprising someone who appreciates a mug that says what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e⚠️ A Little Heads-Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis design contains \u003cstrong\u003eexplicit adult language\u003c\/strong\u003e and may not be appropriate for all audiences or workplaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThen again, if you're shopping for this mug, you probably already knew that. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧼 Mug Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTo help keep your mug looking its best:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash with care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid abrasive scrubbers and harsh cleaners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle carefully to help prevent chips or breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📦 Processing \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach \u003cstrong\u003ePretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is prepared with care by \u003cstrong\u003e1314 Creations\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNon-personalized orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Typically ready within approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady-to-ship orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders with processed payment before \u003cstrong\u003e2:00 PM Eastern\u003c\/strong\u003e may ship the same day. 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