{"product_id":"sprinkles-sass-zero-patience-unicorn-mug","title":"Sprinkles, Sass \u0026 Zero Patience | Funny Unicorn Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny Unicorn Coffee Mug for Sarcastic Women, Bad Moods \u0026amp; Zero-F*cks Days 🌈☕\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eCute unicorn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePretty rainbow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eColorful sprinkles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAbsolutely \u003cstrong\u003eno patience left.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSprinkles, Sass \u0026amp; Zero Patience Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone who looks sweet, loves a little sparkle, and would still strongly recommend that everyone maintain a safe distance on certain days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing an adorably grumpy purple unicorn surrounded by colorful rainbow sprinkles and the hilariously unfiltered saying \u003cstrong\u003e“Back the fuck up, Sprinkle Tits. 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