{"product_id":"syrup-sprinkles-sass-funny-kitchen-towel-set","title":"Syrup, Sprinkles \u0026 Sass | Funny Kitchen Hand Towel Set","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little syrup. A few sprinkles. And absolutely no filter.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBreakfast and dessert have officially teamed up—and apparently neither one knows how to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSyrup, Sprinkles \u0026amp; Sass\u003c\/strong\u003e is a hilarious \u003cstrong\u003e2-piece decorative hand towel set\u003c\/strong\u003e featuring two adorable treats with some seriously questionable vocabulary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOne towel features our cowboy-hat-wearing waffle with the reminder \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Twatwaffle,”\u003c\/strong\u003e while the coordinating towel features a smiling pink-frosted cupcake declaring \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Be a Cuntcake.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSweet? 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