{"product_id":"udderly-over-the-bullshit-cow-mug","title":"Udderly Over the Bullshit | Funny Cow Print Coffee Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny Cow Print Mug for Sarcastic Mornings, Zero Patience \u0026amp; Plenty of Coffee ☕😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome days are peaceful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome days are productive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd some days there's \u003cstrong\u003ebullshit everywhere and not a pasture in sight.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eUdderly Over the Bullshit Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for those days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing bold black-and-white cow print, playful cows peeking through the design, and the hilariously relatable saying \u003cstrong\u003e“There’s bullshit everywhere and not a pasture in sight,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this mug is perfect for anyone whose sense of humor gets a little stronger before their coffee does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, it's ready to hold the coffee, tea, cocoa, or other favorite drink helping you tolerate today's particular variety of nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally applied wraparound design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold black-and-white cow print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdorable illustrated cow details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures the saying \u003cstrong\u003e“There’s bullshit everywhere and not a pasture in sight”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny adult-humor design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFarmhouse style with a sarcastic twist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for cow lovers, coworkers, farmers, ranchers, and sarcastic friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size before adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Choose Your Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for a regular cup of coffee and a moderate amount of daily bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor mornings when you've been awake for six minutes and somehow already know it's going to be one of \u003cem\u003ethose\u003c\/em\u003e days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMore coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMore capacity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUnfortunately, probably the same amount of bullshit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🐄 Not a Pasture in Sight\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou've checked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo cows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo fields.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo barn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd yet...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSomehow the bullshit keeps appearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUdderly Over the Bullshit\u003c\/strong\u003e turns one of life's great mysteries into the perfect coffee mug for anyone who has ever looked around at work, home, or life in general and wondered exactly how things got this ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 Udderly Out of Patience\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePatience is wonderful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe highly recommend having some.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eUnfortunately, supplies may vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat's why there's coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe cute cows and bold spotted design might look innocent, but the message tells a slightly different story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThink farmhouse charm...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ewith significantly fewer filters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Coffee First. 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