{"product_id":"whatever-floats-you-away-mug","title":"Whatever Floats You Away Mug | Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eCry Me a River… Then Keep Paddling. 😂☕\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSome days call for patience. Other days call for coffee, sarcasm, and politely—or not so politely—sending the drama downstream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWhatever Floats You Away Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e features an adorably innocent cupcake paddling along in a canoe paired with a hilariously inappropriate message that definitely doesn’t match its sweet little face. That contrast makes this mug perfect for anyone whose sense of humor is equal parts cute, sarcastic, and completely unfiltered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose between \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, fill it with your favorite drink, and save your last nerve for something more important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e✨ Product Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in your choice of \u003cstrong\u003e11 oz or 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic white finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally applied full-color design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a cupcake paddling a canoe with sarcastic adult-humor wording\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable handle for everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for anyone who appreciates sarcastic and slightly inappropriate humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your preferred size before adding to cart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e☕ Choose Your Size\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe classic everyday size for your morning coffee, afternoon pick-me-up, or whatever you're drinking while pretending not to hear the nonsense around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15 oz Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor those days when the drama is flowing faster than the river and a regular cup simply isn't going to be enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e😂 Sweet Cupcake. Savage Message.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDon't let the bow fool you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis little cupcake may look sweet paddling along in her tiny canoe, but she has absolutely no time for anyone's nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhatever Floats You Away\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for people who appreciate gifts that make you look twice—and then laugh when you finally read the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis mug makes a hilarious choice for \u003cstrong\u003ebest friends, coworkers, sisters, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, adult gift exchanges, sarcastic coffee lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e, or that one person who always says exactly what everyone else is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's also an excellent addition to your own mug cabinet when subtlety just isn't your thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e⚠️ A Little Heads-Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis design contains \u003cstrong\u003estrong adult language\u003c\/strong\u003e and may not be appropriate for all audiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThat's also kind of the point. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e🧼 Mug Care\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTo help keep your mug looking its best:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash with care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid abrasive scrubbers and harsh cleaners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandle carefully to help prevent chips or breakage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e📦 Processing \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach \u003cstrong\u003eWhatever Floats You Away Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is prepared with care by \u003cstrong\u003e1314 Creations\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNon-personalized orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Typically ready within approximately \u003cstrong\u003e2 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady-to-ship orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Orders with processed payment before \u003cstrong\u003e2:00 PM Eastern\u003c\/strong\u003e may ship the same day. Orders processed after 2:00 PM typically ship the following business day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e💙 Made by 1314 Creations\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eLife is too short for unnecessary drama—and coffee cups without personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSo pour yourself something good, protect your peace, and when necessary…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand them a paddle and let them float the f*ck away. 🛶☕😂\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"1314Creations","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":44978388959515,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44978388926747,"sku":null,"price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/9771\/5739\/files\/Boatloads_of_Fun_Mug_15oz.webp?v=1738908089","url":"https:\/\/1314creations.com\/products\/whatever-floats-you-away-mug","provider":"1314 Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}