{"product_id":"zero-growth-maximum-catitude-funny-cat-mug","title":"Zero Growth, Maximum Catitude | Funny Grumpy Cat Mug | 1314 Creations","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eFunny Grumpy Cat Coffee Mug for Sarcastic Cat Lovers, Introverts \u0026amp; Proudly Imperfect Humans 🐾☕\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePersonal growth is important.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eApparently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eZero Growth, Maximum Catitude Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is for anyone who's perfectly aware they have flaws and has absolutely no plans to address them before finishing their coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFeaturing an adorably furious blue-eyed cat and the brutally relatable saying \u003cstrong\u003e“Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? 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