Cuntasaurus Rex | Funny Dinosaur Car Air Freshener

🦖 Tiny Dino. Big Attitude.

Some days call for kindness.

Other days require a reminder not to go full Cuntasaurus.

Meet Cuntasaurus Rex, the hilariously inappropriate little dinosaur who's here to keep your car smelling great while delivering one very important message: “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus.”

Featuring an adorable green dinosaur, coordinating green beads, and just the right amount of adult humor, this felt air freshener is made for people who like their car accessories cute, sarcastic, and definitely not boring.

🌸 Choose Your Favorite Fragrance

Your Cuntasaurus Rex Air Freshener is available in your choice of fragrance.

Simply select your favorite scent from the Choose Your Fragrance dropdown menu before adding it to your cart.

Sweet and fruity? Fresh and clean? Warm and cozy? Pick whatever smells good enough to keep your inner Cuntasaurus under control.

Why You'll Love It

• 🦖 Adorable green dinosaur design
• 😂 Features the uncensored “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” saying
• 💚 Coordinating decorative beads
• 🌸 Available in your choice of fragrance
• 🚗 Fun for cars, trucks and SUVs
• 🏡 Can also be used in closets, lockers and other small spaces
• 💧 Reusable felt can be refreshed when needed
• 🎁 Hilarious gift for friends with a sense of humor
• 💙 Made by 1314 Creations

🦖 Cute Enough to Make You Look Twice

At first glance, it's an adorable little dinosaur.

Then you read it.

Cuntasaurus Rex combines cute artwork with very grown-up humor, making it perfect for anyone who loves sarcasm, inappropriate jokes, dinosaurs, funny car accessories, and gifts that make people laugh.

Hang it from your rear-view mirror and consider it a friendly warning to everyone getting into your car.

🚗 Your Ride Could Use a Little Jurassic Sass

Car accessories don't have to be serious.

Whether you're heading to work, running errands, taking a road trip, or sitting in traffic questioning humanity, Cuntasaurus Rex adds a little personality and your chosen fragrance to the ride.

More Than a Car Air Freshener

This little dinosaur can roam beyond the vehicle.

Hang it in a locker, closet, office, garage, or another small space where you'd like a little fragrance—and where the humor will be appreciated.

🎁 For Your Favorite Cuntasaurus

We all know one.

And if you can't think of anyone...there's a chance it's you.

Cuntasaurus Rex makes a hilarious gift for best friends, coworkers, sisters, brothers, birthdays, Christmas, stocking stuffers, Secret Santa exchanges, white elephant parties, new drivers, or anyone with an inappropriate sense of humor.

Pair it with other funny or sassy 1314 Creations goodies for a gift that's guaranteed to get a reaction.

Refresh & Reuse

When the original fragrance begins to fade, add a couple drops of compatible fragrance oil to the felt and allow it to fully absorb before hanging again.

Fragrance strength and longevity can vary depending on the fragrance selected, airflow, temperature, and environment.

Care Note: Avoid allowing freshly applied fragrance oil to come into direct contact with plastic, painted, finished, or other vehicle and household surfaces.