Dad to the Bone | Funny Dad 20oz Tumbler | 1314 Creations

Dad duty doesn't stop just because you're dead tired. 💀🔧

Projects to finish. Things to fix. Tools to find. Toilets to...well, apparently sit on for a while.

Our Dad to the Bone 20oz Tumbler celebrates the wonderfully chaotic reality of Dad life with a hilarious skeleton design, bright workshop-inspired artwork, and the perfectly appropriate phrase:

“Doing Dad Shit.”

Surrounded by wrenches, screwdrivers, saws, hammers, measuring tapes, and other tools of the Dad trade, this skeleton looks like he's been working himself to the bone.

Literally.

Funny, sarcastic, and just inappropriate enough, this one's for the dad who is never truly off duty.

💀 Why He'll Love It

😂 Hilarious “Doing Dad Shit” design
💀 Skeleton sitting on the toilet
🔧 Workshop and handyman-inspired artwork
🛠️ Tools scattered throughout the wraparound design
💙 Bright blue background
🧡 Orange accent details
🚽 A little bathroom humor for good measure
🥤 20oz capacity for everyday drinks
❄️ Helps keep cold drinks refreshingly cold
☕ Helps keep hot drinks warm
🚗 Convenient skinny shape for drinks on the go
🎁 Perfect for dads with a sarcastic sense of humor

🥤 Tumbler Details

Size: 20oz
Style: Skinny tumbler
Material: Stainless steel
Insulation: Double-wall insulated
Design: Funny wraparound skeleton and tool artwork on a bright blue background
Featured Saying: “Doing Dad Shit”
Colors: Blue, white, orange, black, and gray
Finish: Permanent professionally applied design

Each tumbler is individually made by 1314 Creations, so slight variations may occur. Those little differences are part of what makes every piece special.

💀 Dad to the Bone

Being a dad isn't a hobby.

It's a lifetime appointment.

Something broke?

Dad.

Something needs assembled?

Dad.

Can't find the screwdriver?

Ask Dad.

Weird noise coming from somewhere in the house?

Definitely Dad's problem now.

At some point, the man deserves five minutes to himself.

Unfortunately, judging by this design, even the bathroom isn't enough to get him officially off Dad duty.

🔧 Doing Dad Shit

There are certain activities that don't require an explanation.

Dad wandering around the garage carrying three tools?

Doing Dad Shit.

Standing in the yard staring at something for ten minutes before fixing it?

Doing Dad Shit.

Going to the hardware store for one thing and returning two hours later?

You already know.

This tumbler celebrates all those wonderfully random projects, repairs, chores, and adventures that somehow become part of the Dad job description.

🛠️ Working His Bones Off

The artwork is packed with details that make this design especially fun.

Turn the tumbler around and you'll find:

💀 A skeleton Dad
🚽 His porcelain throne
🔧 Wrenches
🪛 Screwdrivers
🔨 Hammers
🪚 Saws
📏 Measuring tools
🔩 Nuts, bolts, and hardware
🛠️ Workshop-inspired doodles
💙 Bright blue background
🧡 Orange accents

Basically, everything Dad needs.

Except peace and quiet.

Apparently that wasn't included.

🚽 The Throne of Dad Operations

Every Dad has a command center.

For some, it's the garage.

For others, it's the recliner.

And sometimes...

It's the bathroom.

Phone in hand.

Door locked.

Five minutes somehow turning into thirty.

We're not asking questions.

Dad to the Bone simply honors this sacred Dad tradition. 😂

☕ Powered by Coffee & Questionable Decisions

Dad can't do Dad Shit without proper fuel.

Fill his tumbler with:

☕ Morning coffee
🧊 Iced coffee
🍵 Tea
💧 Ice water
🥤 His favorite everyday drink

Then stand back.

There's probably something around the house he's been meaning to fix for the last six months.

Today's the day.

Maybe.

🛠️ Made for the Dad Who Does Everything

This one is especially fitting for:

🔧 Handyman dads
🛠️ DIY dads
🚗 Garage dads
🪵 Woodworking dads
🔩 Mechanics
🏡 Home improvement enthusiasts
💀 Dads with dark humor
😂 Dads who appreciate inappropriate jokes
🚽 Bathroom-humor professionals
☕ Chronically exhausted dads

In other words:

Dads.

🎁 A Father's Day Gift He'll Actually Laugh At

Skip another generic #1 Dad gift.

Dad to the Bone makes a hilarious choice for:

💙 Father's Day
🎂 Birthdays
🎄 Christmas
🛠️ Dad's workshop
😂 Gag gifts
🎁 Secret Santa
🔧 Handyman gifts
👨 New dads
💀 Dads with sarcastic humor
🎁 Just because

Pair it with coffee, snacks, tools, a hardware-store gift card, or whatever else Dad considers essential equipment.

⚠️ A Little Heads-Up

This tumbler contains adult humor and the phrase “Doing Dad Shit.”

It's meant for grown-ups who appreciate a little sarcasm with their morning coffee.

Dad probably qualifies.

🧼 Tumbler Care

To help keep his tumbler looking its best:

• Wash before first use
• Top-rack dishwasher safe
• Do not microwave
• Do not soak for extended periods
• Handle with care to preserve the finish

🌙 Handmade by 1314 Creations

At 1314 Creations, we believe Dad deserves something that makes him laugh almost as much as his own jokes do.

So grab the tools.

Pour the coffee.

Lock the bathroom door.

And get back to Doing Dad Shit. 💀🔧

Dad to the Bone.

Pour. Sip. Repeat.