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I Will Shank You With My Horn Mouse Pad / Unicorn Laptop Desk Mat / Funny Desk Accessories

I Will Shank You With My Horn Mouse Pad / Unicorn Laptop Desk Mat / Funny Desk Accessories

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 Ready to add some hilariously sassy vibes to your desktop? Look no further than this I Will Shank You With My Horn mousepad!🦄 Featuring a grumpy and vengeful unicorn - ready to "shank" you with its horn - and a playful reminder to back up (or else!), because who knew unicorns could be so... stabby? 🤷‍♂️ Go ahead, add a little attitude to your workspace!😈 #SassyUnicorn #StabbyVibes #AttitudeMousePad #DeskHumor 

Product Features

  • Premium Quality: Our rectangular mouse pad is crafted with premium materials to ensure durability and long-lasting performance.
  • Smooth Surface: Enjoy smooth and precise mouse movement with our specially designed surface, optimized for both laser and optical mice.
  • Anti-Slip Base: The non-slip rubber base keeps the mouse pad securely in place, preventing any unwanted movement during intense gaming or work sessions.
  • Large Size: With ample space for your mouse and keyboard, our rectangular mouse pad provides the perfect surface for seamless navigation and comfortable usage.
  • Easy to Clean: The mouse pad is easy to clean, allowing you to maintain a clean and tidy workspace effortlessly.
  • Sleek Design: Its sleek and minimalistic design adds a touch of style to any desktop setup, enhancing both aesthetics and functionality.
  • Versatile Use: Ideal for gaming, office work, graphic design, and everyday use, our rectangular mouse pad offers versatility for various computing tasks.
  • Enhanced Precision: Experience enhanced precision and control with our mouse pad, designed to optimize your gaming and productivity.


  • Rectangle: 9.45"W x 7.87"L x 0.125"H
  • Round: 7.87”W x 7.87”L x 0.125”H


  • High-quality polyester fabric top that is smooth, fade-resistant, and durable.
  • Smooth rounded edges and a slip-resistant black Neoprene rubber backing ensure stability and comfort during use.
  • The design is permanently sublimated onto the mouse pad using professional-grade equipment, ensuring it will not fade over time.
  • Water-resistant feature ensures the design remains intact even if the mouse pad gets wet, preventing any bleeding or peeling issues.

Additional Details

  • Every mouse pad is meticulously packaged for secure shipping and effortless gifting when ordering multiple units.
  • Proudly crafted, designed, printed, and pressed by the skilled team at 1314creations, directly from our studio in WV.
  • Quality and convenience are guaranteed in every package because we are committed to transforming every moment into a memorable experience.
  • Because each mouse pad is crafted by hand, slight variations in appearance may occur among multiple items of the same design. These variations add to the charm of handmade craftsmanship. Embrace the uniqueness and take comfort in knowing that your mouse pad is truly one-of-a-kind.

Care Instructions

  1. Fill a sink, tub, or basin with warm water, then immerse the mouse pad.
  2. Apply a small amount of dish soap or shampoo directly onto the mouse pad, then scrub it gently with a sponge. Alternatively, lather the soap on the sponge before scrubbing.
  3. For tougher stains or oils, use a brush to delicately remove them. Avoid using hard-bristle brushes or wire sponges to prevent damage to the mouse pad.
  4. Thoroughly rinse the mouse pad to ensure no soap residue remains.
  5. Place the mouse pad with the cloth side facing down on a towel to air dry, preferably overnight. You may also position it near a fan to expedite the drying process.

Note: While sprays, wipes, and other disinfectant products can be used, most manufacturers do not recommend them as they may shorten the lifespan of your mouse pad. If you choose to use them, carefully read the labels before application.

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