Jolly Abode Gnome Garden Flag - Outdoor Christmas Yard Decor - Housewarming Gift
Jolly Abode Gnome Garden Flag - Outdoor Christmas Yard Decor - Housewarming Gift
Infuse festive cheer into your garden with our Jolly Abode's Gnomes Garden Flag! Highlighting a charming Christmas-inspired cabin and a jolly gnome design, it's bound to catch the eye of any passing elves. Add a touch of holiday flair to your outdoor space and let the whimsical charm of this garden flag transform your surroundings! 🎄
Transform your dreary living space into a vibrant spectacle of polyester glory with our double-sided flag – the epitome of unique design sublimation. Crafted from the rare and elusive 100% poly microfiber fabric, this 12.5" x 18" masterpiece promises a high-quality appearance without the unsightly phenomenon of image bleed-through. Marvel at the 1.25" wide top pole slot, a feature so revolutionary it rivals the invention of sliced bread – because hanging a flag should be a life-altering experience, obviously.
But that's not all! The blackout lining ensures your neighbor won't be privy to your superior taste in flag art. Worries about mildew or fading are dismissed by our flag, which scoffs at such mortal concerns, embracing eternal vibrancy like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
Witness the genius of permanent sublimation – a meticulous process that makes neurosurgery look like child's play. Vivid colors will dance on your flag like unicorns frolicking in a meadow, and rest assured, each flag is individually packaged, because nothing says "I care" like a singular package containing your visual masterpiece.
Maintenance is a breeze, thanks to the revolutionary machine wash cold and tumble dry method – who needs complicated laundering rituals for a flag, right? Embrace the handmade touch and appreciate the subtle variations between each flag, akin to the unique brushstrokes of a Renaissance artist, but less highbrow.
Our studio in WV, operated by the unparalleled virtuosos at 1314 Creations, ensures that every piece is crafted with the precision of a Swiss watch – or at least, that's what our overly dramatic marketing team likes to think. Please note that color variations may occur due to calibration differences in monitors and web browsers.
In conclusion, this flag is not just a piece of fabric; it's a portal to a dimension where flags reign supreme, and polyester is the fabric of the gods. You're welcome. (Stand is not included with purchase.)