Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts | Funny Cupcake Mug | 1314 Creations
Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts | Funny Cupcake Mug | 1314 Creations
Sweet on the Outside. Questionable on the Inside. 😂
Some people need gentle encouragement. Others just need a cute little cupcake to remind them not to be a...well, cuntcake.
The Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts Mug combines an adorably innocent cupcake with pink frosting, colorful sprinkles, and a cherry on top with the hilariously inappropriate reminder “Don’t Be a Cuntcake.” It’s cute, sarcastic, slightly offensive, and absolutely not interested in pretending otherwise.
Available in 11 oz or 15 oz, it’s perfect for sipping your morning coffee while silently judging everyone who hasn't had theirs yet.
✨ Product Details
- Available in your choice of 11 oz or 15 oz
- Ceramic coffee mug
- Classic white finish
- Professionally applied full-color design
- Features an adorable illustrated cupcake with pink frosting, sprinkles, and a cherry
- Playful “Don’t Be a Cuntcake” wording
- Comfortable handle for everyday use
- Perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks
- Made for fans of sarcasm, profanity, and adult humor
- Choose your preferred size before adding to cart
☕ Choose Your Size
11 oz Mug
The classic everyday size for coffee, tea, or whatever you're drinking while trying very hard to keep your thoughts to yourself.
15 oz Mug
For mornings when being pleasant requires considerably more caffeine.
🧁 Looks Sweet. Reads Savage.
Pink frosting?
Check.
Colorful sprinkles?
Check.
Adorable little smiling cupcake?
Check.
Completely inappropriate message?
Absolutely.
That's exactly what makes Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts so much fun. At first glance, it looks sweet enough to belong in a bakery.
Then you read it.
😂 A Friendly Little Reminder
We all have our moments.
Maybe someone stole your parking spot.
Maybe your coworker scheduled another meeting that could have been an email.
Maybe someone spoke to you before the coffee kicked in.
Whatever happened, take a sip and remember:
Don't be a cuntcake.
There. Problem solved.
Probably.
🎁 Perfect For
Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts makes a hilarious gift for best friends, sisters, coworkers, sarcastic coffee lovers, profanity enthusiasts, and anyone whose sense of humor is a little sweet and a lot inappropriate.
It's especially fun for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, adult gift exchanges, coworker gifts, best-friend gifts, or simply surprising someone who appreciates a mug that says what everyone else is thinking.
⚠️ A Little Heads-Up
This design contains explicit adult language and may not be appropriate for all audiences or workplaces.
Then again, if you're shopping for this mug, you probably already knew that. 😉
🧼 Mug Care
To help keep your mug looking its best:
- Wash with care
- Avoid abrasive scrubbers and harsh cleaners
- Handle carefully to help prevent chips or breakage
📦 Processing & Shipping
Each Pretty Frosting, Petty Thoughts Mug is prepared with care by 1314 Creations.
Non-personalized orders: Typically ready within approximately 2 business days.
Ready-to-ship orders: Orders with processed payment before 2:00 PM Eastern may ship the same day. Orders processed after 2:00 PM typically ship the following business day.
💙 Made by 1314 Creations
Life is complicated enough. Your coffee mug doesn't need to be serious too.
So pour the coffee, admire the frosting, embrace your petty thoughts, and try to make good choices.
Stay sweet. Stay caffeinated. And whatever you do...don't be a cuntcake. 🧁☕😂
Product Features
Product Features
🤩 Features: Crafted from the finest ceramic, these mugs don't just look good, they flaunt a finish that's the envy of all other mugs.
- Our single designs are so extra, they're sublimated on both sides, ensuring a delightful visual feast from every angle.
- Microwave safe, allowing for convenient reheating of beverages
- Dishwasher safe for effortless cleaning
- Suitable for both hot and cold beverages
- Durable construction for long-lasting use
🍵Usage:
- Ideal for home, office, or as a gift for friends and family
- Perfect for enjoying coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and other beverages
Dimensions
Dimensions
- 11oz: 3.2”W x 3.8”H
- 12oz: 3.3”W x 3.1”H
- 15oz: 3.3”W x 4.7”H
- 17oz: 3.4”W x 4.8”H
Materials
Materials
☕Indulge in the coffee experience of a lifetime by choosing between our 11oz and 15oz mug masterpieces. Because, let's be honest, size matters:
- 11-ounce: Like holding a small galaxy in your hands, measuring approximately 3.8” h x 3.3” diameter.
- 15-ounce: For those who prefer a mug with a gravitational pull, standing at approximately 4.6” high x 3.4” diameter.
- Lead-free and non-toxic, ensuring safety for everyday use
🎨No paint, epoxy, or glitter were even in the same room during the creation of these mugs. Our designs go through a magical process called sublimation, courtesy of some seriously fancy equipment, guaranteeing a finish that's as stubborn as a cat on a keyboard and laughs in the face of your dishwasher's top rack. So go ahead, wash it a zillion times – our mugs are in it for the long haul.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
🍽️Sublimation mugs are microwave safe
🔄Sublimation mugs are top-rack dishwasher safe
🧼UTV wrapped mugs are handwash only
🚫🌡️UTV wrapped mugs are not microwave safe
🚫💧Do not soak
🚫🧽Avoid using hard sponges on the outside when cleaning
Additional Details
Additional Details
☕Yep, if you're feeling extra special or want to shamelessly promote yourself, we've got the option for personalized designs, logos, or text. Because who wouldn't want their face plastered on a mug for all to see? Go ahead, indulge your ego or boost your brand – we won't judge... much
🎁Each mug comes snugly packaged in its own dedicated box, simplifying the art of gift-giving to a breeze – especially if you're treating yourself to more than one.
🎨Crafted with love in our West Virginia studio, just a heads-up: snagging multiples of the same item might bring a touch of individuality, thanks to those charming handmade variations. Because who wants cookie-cutter when you can have a sprinkle of unique charm?
🎉Oh, and if you're into that whole matching vibe, these beauties can totally team up with some coasters or other goodies from our shop. Because let's be real, who doesn't fantasize about achieving that flawless, coordinated look?
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