Regulate Your Dick Keychain - Women's Rights Wristlet Keychain - Equal Rights For All Lanyard

Get ready to take a stand with our "Regulate Your Dick" Keyring! It's not just about keeping your keys in line – it's about sending a loud and clear message to those male politicians trying to meddle with women's rights. Champion equal rights for everybody with this witty and empowering accessory that's sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Seize the reins of your organization and flaunt your pro-choice stance with this fantastic keyring – because why settle for dull activism when you can add a sprinkle of sass to your fight for equality?

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

🔑 Oh, you want to know about the dimensions of our fabulous keychains? Well, hold onto your hats because here comes the vital info: They're roughly 2 inches by 2 inches, and if you're curious about the wristlet, it's approximately 6.3 inches long and a whopping 0.8 inches wide. Because who doesn't love specifics when it comes to their accessories, right?  So go ahead, measure twice, buy once, and let your keys live their best life in style.

🤩 Our keychains are crafted from the finest sturdy yet feather-light MDF material, because who needs a workout lugging around heavy accessories? And let's talk about our wristlets, shall we? Well, they're not just any wristlets; they're made from the oh-so-trendy neoprene material. And as a cherry on top, our keychain sets include perfectly coordinated accessories like hand sanitizer holders, pom-poms, charms, and tassels. Because let's be real, who said durability can't have a dash of style?

🎉 With a surface smoother than a freshly Zambonied ice rink and a glossy finish so shiny it rivals your favorite lip gloss, these babies are here to save your keys from unsightly scratches. Our designs are not mere mortal creations; they're sublimated onto the keychain using top-notch, professional-grade equipment. So rest assured, that design ain't going anywhere! Plus, it's water-resistant, because who has time for designs that bleed or peel? Dive into our collection and kiss goodbye to keychain woes!

🎁 Each of our fabulous keychains comes wrapped up individually when we ship them out to you. Because, you know, we totally get it—gift giving can be a real hassle, especially when you're buying in bulk. So hey, we've got your back! Now you can spread the joy of keychain goodness without breaking a sweat. Stock up and spread the love, one snarky keychain at a time!

 👐 Please note: This is a handmade product, so there might be a slight variation between each item. It's like a snowflake – no two are exactly alike (unless you're in a Hallmark movie).

🎨 Our genius team at 1314 Creations doesn't just design your keychains; oh no, we print them, press them, and lovingly ship them straight from our little studio nestled in the heart of wild and wonderful West Virginia. We're all about that #SupportLocal life, even if it means braving the twists and turns of West Virginia's backroads.

🌐 Just a heads-up: the colors you see online might play a little game of "now you see me, now you don't." Don't worry, it's not you, it's technology—still working out the kinks of perfection. Blame it on those sneaky calibration differences in monitors and web browsers. Just another delightful quirk of the digital age, right?