Syrup, Sprinkles & Sass | Funny Kitchen Hand Towel Set

A little syrup. A few sprinkles. And absolutely no filter. 😂

Breakfast and dessert have officially teamed up—and apparently neither one knows how to behave.

Syrup, Sprinkles & Sass is a hilarious 2-piece decorative hand towel set featuring two adorable treats with some seriously questionable vocabulary.

One towel features our cowboy-hat-wearing waffle with the reminder “Don’t Be a Twatwaffle,” while the coordinating towel features a smiling pink-frosted cupcake declaring “Don’t Be a Cuntcake.”

Sweet? Absolutely.

Appropriate?

Not even a little.

🧇🧁 What's Included

Your Syrup, Sprinkles & Sass set includes 2 coordinating hand towels:

🧇 Waffle Towel — features an adorable golden waffle wearing a cowboy hat with the saying “Don’t Be a Twatwaffle.”

🧁 Cupcake Towel — features a cute cupcake topped with pink frosting, colorful sprinkles and a cherry with the saying “Don’t Be a Cuntcake.”

Display them together for maximum sass or split them up and spread the questionable vocabulary around the house.

✨ Product Details

This listing includes two coordinating hand towels.

• Set of 2 coordinating decorative hand towels
• Funny waffle and cupcake designs
• Adult-humor sayings
• Cute illustrated food characters
• White towel background
• Playful, sarcastic personality
• Decorative and functional
• Great conversation starters
• Perfect for kitchens, coffee bars and entertaining spaces
• Fun gift for friends with an unfiltered sense of humor
• Created by 1314 Creations

🧇 First Comes the Syrup...

Look at that waffle.

Little cowboy hat.

Happy little face.

Not a care in the world.

Then you read what he's saying.

Our Twatwaffle apparently rode straight out of the Wild West with one mission:

Serve breakfast and call out bad behavior.

Yeehaw. 🤠

🧁 Then Come the Sprinkles...

Surely the cupcake is more innocent.

Pink frosting.

Colorful sprinkles.

Cherry on top.

Nope.

Our Cuntcake may look sweet, but she's got exactly the same tolerance for nonsense as her breakfast-loving partner.

Together?

They're basically the most inappropriate bakery in town. 😂

🏡 Serve Up Some Sass

Syrup, Sprinkles & Sass brings a fun pop of personality to your:

Kitchen • Oven Handle • Kitchen Sink • Coffee Bar • Breakfast Station • Baking Area • Home Bar • RV • Camper

Display both towels together or use them in separate areas for little unexpected pops of humor throughout your home.

☕ Perfect for a Coffee or Breakfast Bar

These two were practically made for morning coffee.

Style the waffle towel near your coffee maker or breakfast station and let the cupcake towel add a little sweetness to your baking area.

Add coffee.

Add waffles.

Add cupcakes.

And maybe don't invite anyone who gets offended easily. 😂

🎁 A Sweet Gift With a Salty Vocabulary

Some friends get candles.

Some friends get flowers.

Your friends get Twatwaffles and Cuntcakes.

This set makes a hilarious gift for best friends, sisters, coworkers, bakers, waffle lovers, cupcake lovers, foodies, sarcastic friends, and anyone who appreciates inappropriate adult humor.

Perfect for a:

Birthday • Housewarming • White Elephant Exchange • Gag Gift • Girls' Night • Coworker Gift • Holiday Gift • Just-Because Surprise

You could even pair the set with coffee, waffle mix, maple syrup, baking supplies, or a cute mug to create a funny kitchen-themed gift basket.

🧇🧁 Sweet Treats. Bad Manners.

They may look adorable.

But don't let the frosting and syrup fool you.

Syrup, Sprinkles & Sass is made for the kitchen where people laugh loudly, drink plenty of coffee, and don't mind a few inappropriate words before breakfast.

So pour the syrup.

Pile on the sprinkles.

Bring the sass.

And whatever you do...

Don't be a Twatwaffle or a Cuntcake. 😂

🔞 Adult Humor Notice

This towel set contains explicit adult language and may not be suitable for every household or gift recipient.

Please gift responsibly.

Or irresponsibly.

We're not judging.

📦 Processing

Non-personalized orders are typically ready within 2 days.

Ready-to-ship orders ship the same day when payment is processed before 2:00 PM Eastern, or the next day when payment is processed after 2:00 PM Eastern.

Care instructions

Machine wash with like colors as needed and follow the towel’s care label. Handmade items may have small variations, and colors can look different across screens.